some of my favorite sharks
HE TRIED SO HARD
OMG THAT PRECIOUS BABY
hufflepuff/slytherin friendships are the best and most terrifying thing ever because i am positive that if 2 people were two take over the world it would be a slytherin and a hufflepuff
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The perspective of every girlfriend Bucky Barnes has ever had tbh
In Marvel we don’t say “I love you”, we say “I’m with you ‘till the end of the line,” which roughly translates to “I can’t hurt you because even when I had nothing I had you.” I think that’s beautiful.
i can’t believe jesus is 420 yrs old today
Back to the Future/Merlin crossover
Merlin’s neighbour Mr Kilgharrah is a mad hermit inventor who believes it’s his destiny to make a time machine. When he succeeds, however, Merlin suddenly ends up in the Perilous lands in Arthurian times.
Although Arthur is initially a prat who thinks Merlin is a ‘wizard’ and his camera steals people’s souls, the more time Merlin spends there, the closer they get and the more Merlin realises the only way to save Arthur from his fate is to take him with him back to the future.
Star Wars outtakes.
I like how everyone else is tripping over stuff, or dropping shit, or generally derping out… and then there’s Temuera Morrison, doing a delicate little soft-shoe. Bless that man.
Richard Ayoade has signed a three book deal with publishing house, Faber & Faber.
The first of the books will be called Ayoade On Ayoade, and is scheduled for publication in November 2014. The book is described as being about “a film-maker exploring himself, respectfully, insightfully, and sometimes by surprise….it is both a celebration and a slap: a call to arms for those without weapons. It is a eulogy; it is a rebirth; it is both recognition and re-ignition of this flickering myth we call film.” Blimey.
american people who use british slang
We just want to be one of you and watch BBC on the telly and drink tea and ride the trolley :)
Ride the trolley? Why on earth would you wanna ride in a shopping cart? O_o
Well if it was someone who only knew the word “trolley” because of Harry Potter, they may assume that it is chock full of sweets during the train to Hogwarts.
And frankly, I can’t blame them because that sounds delicious.
"stop saying straight men are weak and pathetic"
i had to listen to a man describe how the fact that his girlfriend’s farts are louder and stronger than his is making him feel self conscious and emasculated on the radio today
I thought this was about Seb at first. My farts are glorious.